Acid

I just awoke from a brief nap, and had the weirdest dream ever.

Okay, so I'm on Battlestar Galactica, right? And Adama is there, locked in some storage room thing. And he's being attacked by -- get this -- a fusion of Cylon and Wraith who looks like a vampire Number Six. (Seriously -- my brain just merged Cylons and Wraith. It was really freaky).

And she was feasting on Adama, except she was literally eating him. As in, a piece of his abdomen was missing, and she was eating it. And she gave him some to eat as well. And -- wait, yes! -- Number Six was the Cylon Queen. And... you know how they show the number of survivors at the beginning of the show? Well, that number was the number of bodies left to eat for the Cylons, and she remarked how there were precisely that many bodies in the adjoining storage room, sleeping/hibernating or something. And she said to Adama that humans taste "neutronic" (don't ask, I don't know).

And then, in the most unlikely dream sequence ever, Yoda somehow shows up (floating in mid-air, no less!) and saves the day by defeating the Cylon Queen with Ancient crystal technology, except these crystals are the ones with little malevolent-looking silver blobs flying around from Super Mario 64 in the first pre-Bowser level. And then, Chevronguy Walter from Stargate SG-1 is there and Adama says to him, "We do taste neutronic", in a stern, serious, "I am going to kick you in the balls and you are going to like it" way only Adama can.

And then I woke up, and rushed to write this all down before I forgot.

Okay. I've never done drugs, but I'm pretty sure this is what an acid trip is like. And I think it was a very quick dream too -- certainly, my brain was on SciFi overdrive, and I'm sort of freaked how I had vampire Cylon Queens because I believe that was due to my own hunger -- I was to eat dinner, but my mother had people over, and I didn't want to go down and make food since I wasn't feeling social, so I... took a nap.

In conclusion, I have the most fucked up dreams ever, and SciFi Friday has a big impact on my life. And lest I myself become a Cylon Queen, I shall head down and make some food, promptly.

Maychance Yoda will join me in the kitchen...